Planet Jokes

3 planet dad jokes. You asked for it.

Earth Gets a Compliment

The rotation of Earth really made my day.

Planet

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Cosmic Karaoke Night

Which planet loves to sing? Nep-tune!

PlanetSingingMusic+1

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Cosmic Reassignment

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

GravityPlanet

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