Gravity Jokes

7 gravity dad jokes. You asked for it.

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

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It's not the fall that kills you… It's the sudden stop at the end.

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So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good.

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Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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Pig without 3.14 is 9.81.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground.

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