Gravity Jokes

6 gravity dad jokes. You asked for it.

Citrus Gravity Lesson

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

FruitGravityKitchen+1

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Physics For Free

It's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden stop at the end.

GravityPhysicsMortality

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Cosmic Reassignment

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

WeightGravitySpace

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The Mirror Lies Less

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

AgingOldMirror+2

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Bacon Velocity Problem

Pig without 3.14 is 9.81

PigMathPhysics+2

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Gravity Stays Undefeated

What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground.

SkydivingGravity

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