Music Jokes

21 music dad jokes. You asked for it.

Dance Paw-blem

Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.

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Musical Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, …'

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Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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Paradise Route

There's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell.

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Musical Paternity

How does a father listen to MUSIC. With Pop Tunes and a dad-mirable sense of humor.

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Musical Payment Plan

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

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Melodic Planet

Which planet loves to sing? Nep-tune!

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Self-Driving Blues

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before there's a song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

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Band Posters

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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Neighborly Tunes

My neighbours are listening to great music, whether we like it or not.

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Etch-A-Rap

Rap is to music what an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

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Growing Up with Limited Tunes

I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.

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The 35-Year Music Rule

By age 35 you should hate the last three albums by your favorite band.

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Beastie Boys Blunder

I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics.

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Too Loud or Too Old?

If you think the music is too loud, you're too old!!

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Tissue Dance Moves

How do you make a tissue dance?.. Put a little boogie in it.

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Elvis Parsley

What's green and sings with a soulful voice? Elvis Parsley!

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Trumpet Pet

What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

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Nukulele

What's an atomic bomb called in Hawaii? A "nukulele"!

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Rockin' Calendar

Why did the calendar start a band? It had a lot of dates and wanted to make some good memories.

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Round, Round, Get a Round

Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

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