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Planning Jokes

3 planning dad jokes. You asked for it.

Distance Makes The Plan

Distance Makes The Plan

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

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Sniper Of Vibes

Sniper Of Vibes

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit is the target.

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Engineered To Spill

Engineered To Spill

I eat my tacos over a tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, boom, boom, another taco!

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