Future Jokes

5 future dad jokes. You asked for it.

Already Bombed Tomorrow

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

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Productivity Tip

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.

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Distance Makes The Plan

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

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Career Counseling Hour

See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

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Hardcover Edition

My past defines my present... Not my future! I am the author of my life!

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