Call an Electrician
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
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Programmer Jokes
3 programmer dad jokes. You asked for it.
Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition
Why did the dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!
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Numbers Get Spooky Too
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
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