Computer Jokes

14 computer dad jokes. You asked for it.

Followed the Instructions

The box said 'Windows 10 or better.' So, I installed Linux.

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Standard Operating Procedure

To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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Spotless Means Trouble

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

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Two Kinds of Brains

What's the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity.

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Call an Electrician

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.

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Abs of Pixels

I've decided to stop exercising and just learn AI. It can generate abs much faster than I can.

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Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition

Why did the dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

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Back When It Fit

Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!

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Possessed Hardware

My keyboard is missing a key. I lost CTRL.

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Therapy for Hardware

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a case of the BSoD blues!

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Tech Support Camp

Linux is like a tipi: no gates, no windows, Apache inside.

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Rented Air, Fancy Name

There is no cloud. It's just someone else's computer.

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Keyboard Malfunction Reported

wHEN CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU HOLD SHIFT ON THE FIRST LETTER

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Login Denied Tonight

Apparently you cannot use 'beefstew' as a password. It is not STROGANOFF.

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