Computer Jokes

13 computer dad jokes. You asked for it.

The Loud Key

CAPS LOCK, preventing login since 1980.

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Standard Operating Procedure

To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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Spotless Means Trouble

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

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Call An Electrician

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.

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Keyboard Warrior, Dad Edition

Why did the Dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

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Possessed Hardware

My keyboard is missing a key. I lost CTRL.

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Machine Versus Man

A computer does what you command it to do, but not necessarily what you want it to do.

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Hold My Coffee

First thing I do when I get on a Linux computer is to remove the French language pack with [ sudo rm -fr ./* ]

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Therapy For Hardware

Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a case of the BSoD blues!

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Rented Air, Fancy Name

There is no cloud. It's just someone else's computer.

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Undo Button Not Included

The toughest thing about being human? Realizing you have no 'Ctrl+Z' for life's mistakes

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Backwards Like My Tax Forms

wHEN CAPS LOCK IS ON AND YOU HOLD SHIFT ON THE FIRST LETTER

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Login Denied Tonight

Apparently you cannot use 'beefstew' as a password. It is not STROGANOFF.

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