Reality Jokes

5 reality dad jokes. You asked for it.

Temporary Art

Every tattoo is temporary because we are all slowly dying.

Dark HumorPhilosophyMortality+1

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Errand Escapade

I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out...

AgeLifestyleAdulting+2

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When Fiction Makes More Sense

The Difference Between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

FictionRealitySatire+1

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Normal for My Age

I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

AgeHealthReality+2

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Alcoholic Expectations

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal—funnier, smarter, better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.

DrinksReality

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