Books Jokes

12 books dad jokes. You asked for it.

Literary Accident

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

Wordplay Books Self-Deprecating+1

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Poetic Direction

A backward poet writes inverse.

Books Language Wordplay+2

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Reading Disconnect

You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

Books Wordplay Communication+1

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Philosophical Navigation

Philosophers don't get lost in thought... they are familiar with the terrain!

Philosophy Wordplay Books

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Captured by the Book

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad, but... by the end I kinda liked it.

Books Psychology Irony

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A New Poll Suggests…

A new poll suggests that most people will likely finish reading any sentence that starts with 'A new poll suggests.'

Satire Books Sarcasm+1

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Anti-Gravity Problems

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Science Wordplay Books+2

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Worst Page in the Dictionary

I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disingenuous, disgraceful, disgusting, and... dishonest.

Wordplay Language Books

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The A to C of Laziness

Just finished writing my first book... The A to C of Laziness.

Wordplay Books Procrastination

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Deep Thoughts

I wrote a POEM: I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig. It's not LONG... but very DEEP!

Books Wordplay

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The Eternal Book Club

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years? A Church

Books Religion Wordplay

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Book's Art School Journey

Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

Books Art School+1

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