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Reverse Engineering Stanzas

Reverse Engineering Stanzas

A backward poet writes inverse.

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Submission Denied

Submission Denied

I once submitted puns to a pun contest hoping one to win. Sadly no pun in ten did.

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Grounded Material

Grounded Material

I tried to write a joke about planes. But it never took off.

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Plot Holes Everywhere

Plot Holes Everywhere

The Difference Between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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Author On Ice

Author On Ice

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.

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Procrastination Memoir

Procrastination Memoir

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

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A Concise Memoir

A Concise Memoir

Just finished writing my first book... The A to C of Laziness.

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Verse In The Yard

Verse In The Yard

I wrote a POEM: I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig. It's not LONG... but very DEEP!

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