River Jokes

3 river dad jokes. You asked for it.

Statistician Goes Swimming

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

StatisticsRiverMath

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Currents of Conformity

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

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Parisian Bridge Etiquette

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be insane.

River

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