River Jokes

3 river dad jokes. You asked for it.

Numbers Lie Wet

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

StatisticsMathRiver

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In Seine Behavior

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be insane.

GeographyRiver

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River Knew First

During spawning, salmon stop eating and expend all their energy, causing their bodies to deteriorate and making them look like they’re 'rotting alive'

NatureFishRiver+1

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