Statistics Jokes

6 statistics dad jokes. You asked for it.

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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42% of statistics are made up!

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5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

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There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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