Statistics Jokes

6 statistics dad jokes. You asked for it.

Numbers Lie Wet

Heard about the statistician who drowned in a river? It was only three feet deep on average.

StatisticsMathRiver

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Numbers Doing Numbers

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

MathStatisticsNumbers

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Numbers Under Oath

42% of statistics are made up!

StatisticsNumbersMath+1

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Recliner Philosophy Hour

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

WorryAnxietyOptimism+2

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Peer Reviewed Optimism

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

ScientistsStatistics

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You Get The Idea

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

LogicMathStatistics+1

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