Vegetable Jokes

4 vegetable dad jokes. You asked for it.

Slow Garden Drama

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

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Florist Disaster Special

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!

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Stubborn in the Soil

What kind of vegetable refuses to be harvested? The kind that doesn't lettuce.

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Produce Aisle Gossip

Why is the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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