Tomato Jokes

4 tomato dad jokes. You asked for it.

Case of the Missing Color

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

TomatoRiddleColor+1

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Slow Garden Drama

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

TomatoGardenVegetable

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Botany at the Buffet

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!

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Produce Aisle Gossip

Why is the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

TomatoSaladVegetable

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