Vol. I, No. 2

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

Back issueFood Friday

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You're so pretty you could be in a beer commercial.

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This week in the paper

MonPun: Monday, Pun Monday, before the first issueTueWildcard: Tuesday, Wildcard, before the first issueWedAnimal: Wednesday, Animal Wednesday, before the first issueThuWildcardFriFoodSatWildcardSunWildcard

A new issue every day at midnight UTC. Monday is puns, Wednesday is animals, Friday is food, and every other day is a Wildcard. Tomorrow is a Wildcard.