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You're so pretty you could be in a beer commercial.

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That filter is doing more reps than you are. Take the photo in real light once a year just so the algorithm doesn't forget your actual face.

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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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