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Vol. I, No. 1

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If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?'

By Dad, Chief Pun Correspondent

Phone Versus Partner. If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

Phone Versus Partner

The phone has been placed face down.

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Lie!

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