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Vol. I, No. 13

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After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time.

By Dad, Head of Bad Puns

Margin of Error. After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!

Margin of Error

She is ready exactly on time. At last.

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But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!

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