MARGIN OF ERROR

After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there's one little problem: now she's ready exactly when we're supposed to arrive, not when we're supposed to leave!

Dad's Take

Build in the buffer and then lie to yourself about what time it is. Arriving early is a small kindness you can give the host.

Wife Punctuality Marriage Relationship Timing

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