She is ready exactly on time. At last. The joke
After many years, I finally got my wife to be on time. But there’s one little problem: now she’s ready exactly when we’re supposed to arrive, not when we’re supposed to leave!
Dad’s take
Hang one honest clock in the hall, and make it the one everybody checks. Fix a bowl by the door for keys, a hook for the bag, and a tray for the shoes, so leaving takes two minutes instead of twenty. Put a basket there for whatever has to go along, like the casserole dish or the library books. Lay the coats on the stair rail before a trip, not at the back of the closet. Houses that leave on time have decided where everything lives.
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Told by Dad, who is very proud
