Vol. I, No. 20

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Sea and Sky Census

Sea and Sky Census. Truth is… there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky…

Sea and Sky Census

Somebody has been counting planes in the ocean.

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Truth is… there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky…

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