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Deep End of the Pool

DEEP END OF THE POOL

Truth is... there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky…

Dad's Take

Most of what you're sure about is built on the part of the picture you happen to be looking at. Walk around the thing once before you start telling the neighbors how it really is.

OceanTruth

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