Vol. I, No. 29

Forecast Nostalgia, with a chance of cassette tape

Back issueWildcard

Lost your keys?

Proven Search Method. Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places repeatedly whilst getting increasingly angrier.

Proven Search Method

He checks the same two places again.

The answer

Why not try looking in the same two places repeatedly whilst getting increasingly angrier.

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The day beforeTall Order, Bad Strategy

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