PROVEN SEARCH METHOD

Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places repeatedly whilst getting increasingly angrier.

Dad's Take

When you've checked the same spot twice, check a third place — slowly, like you mean it. Anger is a terrible search algorithm and I have the receipts.

Keys Lost Frustration

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