LOST KEYS

Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places repeatedly whilst getting increasingly angrier.

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I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.

I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask way too personal questions. Who's blood is this? Where did you get it?

You should try meditation. It's at least better than sitting and doing nothing?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.