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Vol. I, No. 50

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

By Dad, Chief Pun Correspondent

Bulb Replacement Committee. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

Bulb Replacement Committee

The second surrealist is holding a fish.

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Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

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