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Two Guys and a Trout

TWO GUYS AND A TROUT

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

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If the project plan needs three metaphors and a fish to explain it, the project plan is the problem. Cut until your kid can repeat it back.

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