SURREAL LIGHTBULB MOMENTHow many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.LightbulbWordplayArtAbsurd๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Typo PunA priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.ReligionAnimalsWordplay+2๐0๐0
Insignificant ElephantWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.AnimalsWordplayElephant+1๐0๐0
Species ConfusionHave you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?AnimalsWordplayAbsurd+2๐0๐0
Fish Tank SteeringTwo golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"AnimalsFishConversational+2๐0๐0
The Ultimate Color CrushGreen is my all time favorite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.ColorsArtWordplay๐0๐0
Aimless ArcherTo be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit is the target.WordplayAbsurd๐0๐0
