Vol. I, No. 59

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People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian.

Open Mic Review. People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

Open Mic Review

The audience is small but unmoved.

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Well, nobody is laughing now!

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