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People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

Dad's Take

The first time I tried to be funny at your mother's family dinner, the silence had its own zip code. Read your audience before you tell the joke, especially if her uncle is sitting at the head of the table.

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