Vol. I, No. 77

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Back issueAnimal Wednesday

You know why bass are so stupid?

Class of Tin Cans. You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

Class of Tin Cans

The sardines are all in school.

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Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

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