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Fish, cows and one very stuck elephant.

40 jokes

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Eight Arms Each

Oct 7, 2026

T-shirt is short for tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.

Wardrobe Origin Story

Sep 30, 2026

Why do birds sing and hummingbirds hum? Hummingbirds don't know the words.

Dawn Chorus Dispute

Sep 23, 2026

A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Produce Aisle Confession

Sep 16, 2026

Where do sheep get their haircut? At the Bah-Bah-Shop.

Trim for the Flock

Sep 9, 2026

What's the loudest pet? A trumpet!

Noise Complaint Filed

Sep 2, 2026

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Bug Math Class

Aug 26, 2026

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Salad Has Enemies

Aug 19, 2026

What do an eagle and a lion have in common? They both have wings, except for the lion.

Apex Trivia Hour

Aug 12, 2026

I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.

Apex Predator, Inner Peace

Aug 5, 2026

What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek? A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

Extinct Level Stealth

Jul 29, 2026

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

Spotted the Rubber Tail

Jul 22, 2026

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

Black Belt Bacon

Jul 15, 2026

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

Big Cat Problem

Jul 8, 2026

What do you call a 200-year-old buffalo? A bisontennial.

Two Centuries on the Hoof

Jul 1, 2026

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

Hop in a Tow Zone

Jun 24, 2026

Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

Backstroke Champion

Jun 17, 2026

Why did the giraffe with a short neck feel sad? She just wanted to belong.

Savanna Sweetheart Blues

Jun 10, 2026

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

Trick Question Champion

Jun 3, 2026

Why can't you tell a dog a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.

Knock Knock Foiled

May 27, 2026

What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

Dairy Aisle Disaster

May 20, 2026

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Gravity Always Wins

May 13, 2026

It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, but when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

Animal Kingdom Review

May 6, 2026

What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A thesaurus!

Big Words, Big Lizard

Apr 29, 2026