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Class Of Tin Cans

CLASS OF TIN CANS

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

Dad's Take

Find your school and stay in it. The lone wolves on LinkedIn are mostly howling at an empty room, while the folks trading notes quietly are eating well. Community is leverage with manners.

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