BASS CLASSYou know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!FishWordplayBassOcean๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
SophishticatedWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.AnimalsWordplayClothing+1๐0๐0
Beach BroomWhat do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.WordplayOceanParenting+1๐0๐0
Selfish CrustaceansWhy don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.AnimalsWordplaySea-Life+1๐0๐0
Twin TentaclesWhat do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.OceanAnimalsWordplay+1๐0๐0
Salty SneezeWhy do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.AnimalsSea-LifeWordplay+2๐0๐0
