Vol. I, No. 99

Forecast Nostalgia, with a chance of cassette tape

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From a Safe Distance

From a Safe Distance. Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else!

From a Safe Distance

Dad has just sat on the cake.

The answer

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else!

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