FROM A SAFE DISTANCE

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else!

Dad's Take

Layoffs land funny right up until they land on your desk, and then it's just math you should've done in February. Keep three months in the bank, two suits clean, and one foot pointed at the door.

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