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Self-Response
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
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Fire Starting Challenge
Why does it take one match to start a forest fire? But a whole box to start a camp fire?
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Solo Consultation
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
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Debate Clarification
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
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Longevity Burden
If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.
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Electric Shock
People are shocked at how bad I am as an electrician.
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