Vol. I, No. 103

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

How many psychiatrists are needed to change a light bulb?

Therapy for the Fixture. How many psychiatrists are needed to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb must truly want to change.

Therapy for the Fixture

The bulb has to want it.

The answer

Just one, but the light bulb must truly want to change.

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