Edited by Dad, who is very proudFree. Always. No account. No paywall.

One illustrated dad joke. Every day. Free.

Front pageCalendarBingeThemesTopicsThe BookShopSubmit a joke
Late Edition

Weekly theme

Pun Monday

Wordplay to soften the start of the week. Dad insists it works.

41 jokes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

Dream Chasing Postponed

Oct 12, 2026

Keep the dream alive. And hit the snooze button.

Dream Maintenance

Oct 5, 2026

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Aluminum Career Advice

Sep 28, 2026

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Bedside Manner Optional

Sep 21, 2026

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

Settled Long Ago

Sep 14, 2026

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

Kickstand Was Optional

Sep 7, 2026

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Procrastinators Manifesto

Aug 31, 2026

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

Procrastination Memoir

Aug 24, 2026

Iron Man is so confusing. Sure, he's a dude, but… He might as well be a Fe Male!

Periodic Table of Heroes

Aug 17, 2026

I can't believe viruses and bacteria just sneak in my body without asking. That makes me sick!

Trespassers Inbound

Aug 10, 2026

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

Soft Career Pivot

Aug 3, 2026

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

Math Class Flashbacks

Jul 27, 2026

I'm skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch.

Bendy Disbelief

Jul 20, 2026

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? A re-morse code.

Sorry, Beep Beep

Jul 13, 2026

What do you call a young army? Infantry.

Boots Still Squeaky

Jul 6, 2026

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They're calling it the Apollo-G.

Houston We Owe One

Jun 29, 2026

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

The Wheel Difference

Jun 22, 2026

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

Belly of the Law

Jun 15, 2026

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

Dolls on the Mantel

Jun 8, 2026

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

Bad Math, Worse Crowd

Jun 1, 2026

The best thing about the good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

Selectively Remembered

May 25, 2026

Can you name a country with no 'R' in it? No way!

Geography Pop Quiz

May 18, 2026

Doctor, I have a problem with my left ear. Are you sure? Yes, I am definite!

Second Opinion Denied

May 11, 2026

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

May 4, 2026