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Therapy For The Fixture

THERAPY FOR THE FIXTURE

How many psychiatrists are needed to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb must truly want to change.

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You can't coach an employee who doesn't think anything is wrong. Save the speech, save the bonus, save the headache.

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