Vol. I, No. 128

Forecast Cheesy in the morning, corny by dinner

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Why did the student eat his homework?

Following Instructions. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!

Following Instructions

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The answer

Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!

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