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Following Instructions

FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

Dad's Take

Don't believe anybody who tells you the work is going to be easy. The teacher selling you a shortcut is usually the one who never had to make payroll. Assume the worst, prepare like a Tuesday in February, then be pleasantly surprised.

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