Vol. I, No. 126

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Back issueAnimal Wednesday

Animal Kingdom Review

Animal Kingdom Review. It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, but when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

Animal Kingdom Review

The dog has declined the petting politely.

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It doesn't bother me when people won't talk to me, but when a dog won't let me pet it, that really stings.

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