Vol. I, No. 154

Forecast A stampede of puns, mild eye-rolling

Back issueAnimal Wednesday

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper?

Trick Question Champion. How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

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The skyscraper stays right where it is.

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All of them! Skyscrapers can't jump!

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