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The Weakest Pillar

The Weakest Pillar

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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