Vol. I, No. 211

Forecast Nostalgia, with a chance of cassette tape

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Loan Officer Logic

Loan Officer Logic. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Loan Officer Logic

The bank only lends to the confident.

The answer

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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