LOAN OFFICER LOGIC

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Dad's Take

Banks love lending to people who don't need it because they're betting on the return, not the rescue. Get strong first, borrow second — never the other way around.

Money Finance Irony

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