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Time Wealth

Time Wealth

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

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Infinite Wealth, Limited Spending

Infinite Wealth, Limited Spending

I have enough money to last the rest of my life... as long as I don't buy and eat anything.

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Financial Planning: A Short-Term View

Financial Planning: A Short-Term View

I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today

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Failed Math Profit

Failed Math Profit

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exams, I'd have $6.30 now.

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