Vol. I, No. 271

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Aluminum Career Advice. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Aluminum Career Advice

The can crusher has handed in his notice.

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Because it was soda pressing.

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