ALUMINUM CAREER ADVICE

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Dad's Take

If a job is wringing you out, it's allowed to be a story instead of a sentence. Leave with a wave, not a speech — the speech is for the airport bar afterward.

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