SODA PRESSING JOBWhy did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.WordplayWorkDrinks๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
Invisible ConcernDoctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.HealthWordplayWork๐0๐0
Cocktail PromiseWhat did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?DrinksRelationshipsWordplay+1๐0๐0
Tireless PursuitDid you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.WordplayCrimeCars+2๐0๐0
Musical Payment PlanHow would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.WordplayMusicWork๐0๐0
Bedside DutyWhy couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.WordplayCrimeSleep+1๐0๐0
