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Late Edition

Vol. I, No. 292

Forecast Heavy puns, clearing by lunch

Back issuePun Monday

Generous Donor

By Dad, Barbecue Bureau Chief

Generous Donor. I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so I’ll know it’s a match.

Generous Donor

Organ donors are generous people.

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I plan to donate my liver to an alcoholic so I’ll know it’s a match.

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