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Vol. I, No. 291

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I know it’s October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas.

By Dad, Our Man on the Couch

Festive Appliance Romance. I know it’s October but I have already ordered my wife a new fridge for Christmas. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Festive Appliance Romance

The new fridge has a lovely glow.

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I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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