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Vol. I, No. 297

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

By Dad, Dinner Table Reporter

Spineless From the Start. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Spineless From the Start

Neither skeleton wants to start it.

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They don’t have the guts.

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