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Lather Rinse Repent

LATHER RINSE REPENT

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

Dad's Take

Pick a habit that's hard to be ashamed of. Push-ups, long walks, washing the truck β€” beats waking up at fifty wishing you'd picked something quieter.

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