PICK YOUR SKIRMISHES

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Dad's Take

Pick your battles by what the other guy stands to lose. The fellow with nothing in his pocket will swing for a lot longer than the one with a mortgage.

Wisdom Advice Conflict Life

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