Ghost Jokes

5 ghost dad jokes. You asked for it.

Poultry Mufasa Moment

A Tyrannosaurus Ghost appears to the chicken, saying "Remember who you are!"

DinosaurChickenGhost

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Spirits in Recovery

Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

GhostHalloweenSpooky

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Quiet Neighborhood

My roommate says our house is haunted. I've been living here for 300 years and I haven't noticed shit.

HouseGhostHome

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Haunted Produce Aisle

What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

GhostFruitHalloween+1

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Pasta Night Haunting

What does a ghost put on his spooky noodles? All Afraid-o Sauce.

GhostPastaSpooky

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